Quotes Season 3
Welcome Wagon
Veronica: [imitating Clint Eastwood] You a bounty hunter, boy?
Logan: I really shouldn't have pushed for the Clint Eastwood marathon. Now I've ruined you. I didn't think it was possible to make you more butch. Stupid, stupid Logan. Well, wanna feel like a man, walk me to class?
Veronica: [normal voice] Carry your books?
Logan: Why not? [they start walking to class] Guess who I saw on campus today?
Veronica: Some girl going wild? As I understand it, it happens all the time in college. I'm on the verge of it right now.
Logan: No, Dick, my BFF.
Veronica: I thought he was crashing with his dad in the Caymans.
Logan: Well, he's back.
Veronica: Did you guys talk?
Logan: Yeah, but it was brief - shouted his name, flipped me off: the bonds of friendship.
Rat boy: We saw you get ripped off.
Veronica: You're twelve. What were you doing up at Hearst?
Ferret boy: Checking out the college girls laying out. Some of them go topless.
Wallace: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold up right there, son. Tell us exactly where this sunbathing goes on.
Ferret boy: South quad, where that statue is.
Veronica: What are you saying you saw?
Piz: Is it the Randolph Hearst statue, or the amorphous blobby thing?
My Big Fat Greek Rush Week
Veronica: [reading invitation] "Tasteful" floral dresses? All my florals are trampy. Seriously, I don't have a thing with a flower that's not in the tube top or hot pant family.
Veronica: [voiceover] The best way to keep a guy at least ten feet away? Dry heave. Vomit is the new mace.
Witchita Linebacker
Veronica: [about two girls] New friends?
Logan Yeah, from weightlifting class.
Veronica: Right! The only class you never miss. So, what - you guys, like, spot each other doing squat thrusts and stuff?
Logan: And have group sex in the showers. [Veronica scoffs] What is this, jealous?
Veronica: Oh, jealous would involve piano wire.
Logan: Oh. So what was that?
Veronica: That was mild annoyance at the fact that two gym buddies invite you to a party and you're there already, but whenever I want to do something interesting, you're busy.
Logan: You mean "interesting" like some fossil wheezing through a novel?
Veronica: First, Martin Amis isn't a fossil, and second, yes, it's college. We're supposed to expand our horizons past video games and binge drinking.
Logan: My horizons go slightly beyond that.
Veronica: Great. So, how about tonight we check out the art-major group show?
Logan: I'm busy? [she sighs] No, really, I have a class till ten, but if you come by afterwards, we could write on ourselves. Get real, uh... political.
Veronica: That's what a girl wants to hear: "Darling, do all the weird crap you like, just don't be late for the booty call.
Weevil[to boss] Guess I'll wash some spoiled bitch's graduation gift from daddy, huh?
Veronica: I'm not spoiled, and uh, technically, it wasn't for graduation.
Weevil: What about the bitch part?
Veronica: That depends on who you ask. How are you, Weevil? I haven't seen you...
Weevil: Since that awkward arrested-for-murder incident? Yeah! I remember.
Veronica: You plea bargained down to assault?
Weevil: And now I'm working at the car wash. Which, as it turns out, is not as fun as the song might sound.
Charlie Don't Surf
Veronica: Dick, why are you here?
Dick: You saw that article about the Pi Sig house, right? That girl Claire gets raped after one of our parties, and suddenly, school's all in a bunch. There's like this hearing scheduled to try to get us kicked off campus, and that's where you come in.
Veronica: I get to do the kickin'?
Dick: You get to be the spy who loves me. The guys were really impressed with how you cleared the frat of the rape last year.
Veronica: Were they? That means so little.
Dick: They knew we had, like, this connection. So, they sent me here to hire you. We need you to do your Veronica thing and prove it's a pack of lies.
Veronica: Is it? A pack of lies?
Dick: We're a frat. Why rape the cow when you're swimming in free milk?
Veronica: [voiceover] When entering a frat house full of accused rapists, the pant suit is a solid wardrobe choice. It's fashion's way of saying, "Move along. Nothing to see here."
Veronica: In my world, the wicked don't get parting gifts
President Evil
Veronica: Where's Lilly's necklace?
Weevil: Someone left a bracelet in my bed last week. Or wait, was it a hoop earring...
Veronica: I'm not playing with you.
Weevil: Don't you get it? I have no idea what you're talking about.
Veronica: Oh, you don't, huh? Let me spell it out: I tell you about a working on-campus casino. Six hours later, it's held up by a guy, your size, wearing a mask, who happens to be covered in a thin film of drywall dust and the stench of Drakkar cologne.
Weevil: My cologne stinks? So, all this play I've been getting is from pure sex appeal?
Veronica: You just told my classmates that your old life of crime was calling. You just asked me about Lilly's necklace.
Weevil: I can't believe you'd think I'd do that - to you - after all we've been through.
Veronica: After all we've been through, can you really blame me?
Hi, Infidelity
Of Vice and Men
Veronica: [voiceover] The man who would be my mentor. Mr. Popular. Just another on the list of men who disappoint
Veronica: Maybe I don't want to know what you were up to.
Logan: When have you ever not wanted to know anything?
Veronica: Care to share what you two free-spirited lads were up to? I'll give you a hint: it was squalid.
Mercer: Logan has good reason to keep that to himself. But you shouldn't worry; he's a solid guy. I mean, I'd want him to be my boyfriend, if I swung that way.
Veronica: Give it time, you just got here
Lord of the Pi's
Logan: Why can't you for once just leave things alone?
Veronica: Okay, now you're starting to piss me off.
Logan: [yelling] Frankly, Veronica, so what? You're not invincible, and you're not always right.
Keith: Hey! You might want to stop yelling at my daughter.
Logan: Yeah? You might want to star
Veronica: That's all sweet and great, but it doesn't really work that way. It's not like this is all some new facet of my personality. You know who I am. You know what I do.
Logan: And?
Veronica: And this isn't gonna change. And if you can't accept that, this isn't gonna work.
Logan: And you know who I am. And you're constantly expecting me to change. [she looks at him dumbfounded] And even right now as you're thinking, "Crap, he's got a point," you still think you're ultimately right. I love you Veronica. I love you. [after no response] Do you love me?
Veronica: Yeah.
Logan: Then can we try to go a little easier on each other?
Veronica: Yeah. I think that's a good idea.
Logan: [hugs her] So are we okay?
Veronica: Yeah, we're okay